samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via joshpeck)

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub, via bastille)

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9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

(Source: epitomizinq, via fake-mermaid)

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