winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

(Source: thighhighsenpai, via pizza)

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perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via pizza)

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  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via cumfort)

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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via fake-mermaid)

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you-aremysunshine:

if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness 

(via timeilluminator)

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Does he treat you with respect at all times? That’s the first question. The second question is, if he is the exact same person twenty years from now that he is today, would you still want to marry him? And finally, does he inspire to be a better person? You find someone you can answer yes to all three, then you’ve found a good man. Colleen Hoover, Slammed (via kvtes)

(Source: simply-quotes, via lostwithoutyoou)

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